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You would.
- 1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
My friend and I were bored, so we decided to get our first kiss over with.
- 2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
No, and I’m happy that I’m not in one, yes.
- 3. Do you have a crush?
I’m not sure at this point.
- 4. Who is your crush?
You. Oh, shit. The secret’s out.
- 5. Are you a virgin?
Depends on your standards.
- 6. What do you think of Valentine’s Day?
I was reminded this entire week when it was, and yesterday, still forgot when it was. That’s how much I care.
- 7. Who is your Valentine?
Your mom. She’s buying me dinner.
- 8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
Nope.
- 9. Who is your celebrity crush?
Does he have a board on his feet ?
- 10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
I’m not sure. Don’t think so.
- 11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
Nope.
- 12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine’s Day?
Eat, sleep, pee, drink. Same as any other day.
- 13. What’s the best Valentine’s Day that you’ve had so far?
I don’t know when Valentine’s Day is.
- 14. What’s your idea of a perfect date?
Ends with the perfect break up.
- 15. How do you know when you’re in love?
Hah.
- 16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
No.
- 17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
Detached, I guess.
- 18. Do you feel like you’re loved on an everyday basis?
What is love ?
- 19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
Nobody makes moves anymore.
- 20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
Nope.
- 21. Do you feel like you’re the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
I feel like I’d be a very good dumper.
- 22. What’s your “type”?
Snarky.
- 23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
Definitely the eyeballs. Among the rest of it.
- 24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
Are you a comedian ?
- 25. Do you think that you’re a good kisser?
I’ve been told so.
- 26. What’s the farthest that you’ve ever gone?
How far can you go ?
- 27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
No.
- 28. Have you ever been someone’s secret admirer?
Nope.
- 29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
Meh. Ask me again in ten minutes, when I’m done with my drink. ( seriously. )
- 30. What’s something that always turns you on?
Always ? Hell if I know. Alcohol.
