December 2011
20 posts
Dec 27th
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1 tag
Dec 26th
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Why we're fake-related.
Charles: Merry Christmas, Big Brother.
Big Brother II: Hey dere, Merry Christmas.
Big Brother II: How're your boobies ?
Charles: They're doing good, how's yo' dick hanging ?
Big Brother: Like a G, a little to the left though.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Put 'Dear...' in my ask and I'll write what I'd...
o-v-3-r-d-o-s-e: Some examples; Dear mum Dear dad Dear boyfriend  Dear ‘best friend’ Dear the one who broke my heart Dear you. Dear myself in some years too come. There are examples, you can put anything.. Please do it :) 
Dec 25th
727 notes
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Dec 20th
You lead me to despise everything about my very...
For that, I thank you.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
Anonymous asked: 1 2 13 18 28 31 33 45 53 84 107 113 118 134 136 139 143 146 158 160 163 165 180 194 203
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
108 notes
Answering all in one.
What was the last text you got ? • ” I’ve taken a less liking to the wall side. “ The fuck are you doing this break, Chuck ? • Was in Colorado for a few days, Tahoe, now home, then Tahoe, then gone for a few more days, then home, then Tahoe. Are you afraid of dying alone ? • No, because I will. Do you wish on 11:11 ? • AM. PM is 23:11. Since your first...
Dec 14th
strangecaseofdrjekyllandmrsloan asked: 1 3 6 7 9 18 26 27 29 30 31 37 44 46 49 62 64 65 77 82 86 91 108 112 114 115 117 120 127 153 154 168 171 182 185 188 192 193 196 197 198 201
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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My days are about to be numbered in airport...
Give questions to answer as I try and make it back home in one piece. Anything, really. http://sruosiytinifni.tumblr.com/ask
Dec 7th
2 tags
Dec 6th
39,501 notes
Dear Cute Foreign Boy
With the really pretty eyeballs and the adorable accent: please stop hitting on me. Dear Cute American Boy with the just-as-pretty-eyeballs, scruff, and perfect personality: please start hitting on me. Dear Friend With Cute Clothes: thanks for the drinks.
Dec 5th
3 tags
Fredrik.
If you think these answers are about you, they’re probably not. Letter Challenge. Day 1 — Your Best Friend Day 2 — Your Crush Day 3 — Your parents Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative) Day 5 — Your dreams Day 6 — A stranger Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet Day 10 — Someone you don’t...
Dec 1st
I'm gonna shout until I'm hoarse, drink until I...
Dec 1st
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